For centuries a vigorous debate over the breakfast meats have waged. Now, utilizing what we are calling "The Internet" we will finally be able to determine what breakfast meat is indeed the greatest.

Help us end horrible office conversations, bad bar talk and overall world-wide confusion on, which meat is best: BACON or SAUSAGE?" Vote now!


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BACON FACTS

Here are some quick facts that you should know about Bacon:

* 3 million pounds of Bacon would be worth 3 million dollars if Bacon was worth a dollar a pound.

* Bacon is formerly known as the artist Prince.

* 70 percent of people that eat Bacon also have sex!

* Bacon was first eaten by Romans, but instead of meat from pigs, it was sliced-up chunks of Christians that had been thrown to the lions.

* In 1992, Newfoundland scientists discovered that Bacon was made from pigs.

* Bacon has been known to give people psychic powers. Usually the only future they can see is their own demise, from consuming mass amounts of Bacon.

* It is scientifically proven** that consuming mass amounts of Bacon lowers your risk of death.
** Not scientifically proven

* Bacon is the end result of hundreds of years of Pagan sacrifices.... God love those Pagans!

* If played backwards, Bacon will reveal a message from Lucifer himself.

* Bacon Magazine is the result of a 1995 experiment to train pigs how to read.

* If you eat Bacon, you will no longer be hungry.

* 99% of pigs believe Bacon is made from cows.

* 1% of pigs believe Bacon is made from werewolves.

* When mixed with TNT, Bacon makes a powerful explosive.

* When mixed with eggs, Bacon makes a powerful breakfast.

* Bacon is involved in a number of civic organizations

SAUSAGE FACTS

Here are some quick facts that you should know about Sausage:

* Sausage is sexy

* The word sausage is derived from the Latin word salsus which means something delicious.

* Sausages are mentioned in The Odyssey which was written by Homer more than 2,700 years ago:

"These goat sausages sizzling here in the fire - we packed them with deliciousness. Now, whoever wins this bout and proves the stronger, Gets more delicious sausage!"

* Sausages were called bangers during the Second World War because they are bangin' good.

* The value of the premium sausage sector grew by 25% in 2003. In 2020 it will have grown by 250%.

* 90% of British households buy sausages, 50% at least every 4 weeks. British people are immortal.

* Every day, 5 million Britons will eat sausages. This may or may not have an impact on their teeth, but they are immortal.

* More sausages are eaten on Saturday than any other day. Saturday is the best day.

* Around 18% of sausages are eaten for breakfast and 44% for the evening meal. The rest are used to cure lime disease.

* If you eat Sausage, you will no longer be hungry.

* 83% of sausages are made from pork. 100% are made from deliciousness.

* 66% of sausages are sold by the top 5 supermarket chains.

* A sausage fest can be a good time or a bad time depending on what a person means.

* Sausages are scientifically** proven to cure cancer.
** Not scientifically proven









BACON QUOTES

"Give me bacon and I'll eat it."
- Pablo Picasso

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Eating a full plate of bacon together is the second."
- Bill Cosby

"A people free to choose will always choose bacon."
- Ronald Reagan
SASUAGE QUOTES

"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you eat sausage."
- Vince Lombardi

It is better to be alone than without sausage. Mmmmmmm....sausage....
- George Washington

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of sausage."
- Napoleon Bonaparte




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